Thank You, Charlie Sheen

A couple of funny things from the kids mouths today...

First was Glory. We received some chopsticks for Christmas and she wanted to eat her macaroni and cheese with the them. I told her she could try but it would be pretty difficult. She asked why it would be difficult and I told her because we weren't used to eating with chopsticks, we always eat with a fork. And then she asked who did eat with chopsticks. I told her that lots of people do but that Chinese people are really good at eating with chopsticks because in China they eat with chopsticks like we eat with forks.

Then she said, "Mommy, I know how to say 'Chinese' in Spanish." I asked how.  "Oklahoma," she informed me.

Okaaaay.

Then for Jonah's funny. We were driving home in the dark and he and Glory were in the back. All of a sudden I hear him yelling, "I'm WINNING! I'm WINNING!"

(Just let it be said--I am such an idiot.)

I yell, "JONAH! Where did you hear that!?" He just kept yelling I'M WINNING over and over again. I was astonished that he was saying this. Finally he said "What mom? I'm winning! Me and Glory are racing."

Oh, yeah. Get a grip, Mom.

*Sigh*